35 things about scott | by cassie

1. His favorite foods are popcorn, chicken wings and french fries (all eaten in moderation).
2. Every so often he thinks about shaving his goatee and when he does he'll come up to me with his hand over his mouth as to cover up his goatee and ask how he'd look. I always say he looks like he has his hand over his mouth.
3. He is a fantastic father - patient, loving, supportive, fun.
4. He is a fantastic husband - patient, loving, supportive, fun.
5. Life with him is never boring, sometimes annoying, but never boring.
6. No grass grows under his feet. It is nearly impossible for him to be home during the day for more than 2 consecutive hours, unless football is on.
7. He is passionate about soccer, not very good, but passionate nonetheless.
8. He mostly delivered Vivi and cut her cord.
9. He is extremely particular about how the laundry gets done. I don't even try any more.
10. Thou shalt not wear mismatched athletic brands. Adidas shoes can never be worn with Puma shorts. NEVER!
11. He is truly happy.
12. He still sleeps with his two black squishers from childhood. Should one be misplaced at bedtime, be prepared to vacate the bed in order to search for it.
13. He still thinks Vivienne's name should be spelled Vivian.
14. He is not losing his hair.
15. For a successful evening after work, he needs 5-10 minutes to unpack, change clothes and use the bathroom. Try not to interrupt.
16. He needs little sleep and wakes up quickly.
17. He is a clean freak, but only about his person. There can be an inch of grime on the bathroom counter and he won't even see it, but heaven forbid it come in contact with him.
18. When he was a teenager, he vowed he would never wear a suit to work. He wears one every day.
19. He is deathly afraid of bees. He once left me in a moving car to get away from one. He has also stripped down naked on more than one occasion to free a supposed bee from his clothes (there was no bee).
20. He loves his little sister.
21. His friendships are very important to him. I respect the energy he puts in to maintaining them.
22. His first response is usually, "no."
23. When I meet people who have known him for awhile, their first question to me is always, "How do you put up with him?"
24. He is the tallest Turbow ever.
25. He and is best friend Jon have a $1000 bet that Avery will be over 5'10". Jon says no. Scott says yes. His days as tallest Turbow ever are numbered.
26. Water glasses beware. He spills at least two glasses of water a week.
27. To annoy me, he sometimes slurps said water very loudly before getting into bed.
28. He is fastidious about the checkbook.
29. If applicable, he always pays in cash. "Cash is king." Friends use him as an ATM.
30. He thinks Avery looks like he did when he was little.
31. He has an extensive shot glass collection. His mean wife insists it stays in the storage unit.
32. He asked me to tutor him in pony tails so that he could do Vivi's hair.
33. He is a fantastic boss. It's amazing to see how him employees interact with him.
34. Given the chance, he would work out every day.
35. I love being married to him and sharing my life with him. He keeps me continually entertained, loved and laughing. We have a great life.

Happy 35th Birthday, Scott! I hope you enjoy your new demographic, and it comforts me that you'll always be a little older.

***It was brought to my attention that 35 things about Scott makes more sense. I agree.