Tuesday, July 20, 2010

a math problem

The levothyroxine must be taken in the morning on an empty stomach with a full glass of water AND at least 4 hours before any vitamin/mineral supplements.

The More Milk Plus tincture should be taken 3 times daily while avoiding any other liquid consumption for 15 minutes prior and after.

The prenatal vitamins need to be taken after a meal with water.

The nursing mother needs to consume at least 64 ounces of water daily.

The nursing mother also needs to consume an extra 500 calories per day.

The nursing child feeds every 3 hours, every 1.5 hours from 6pm to 11pm.

Question: Devise an equation that determines when in the hell am I supposed to fit this all in and not overlap?

Extra credit, 10 bonus points: Add a glass of wine to the equation to be consumed right after nursing so that the alcohol has metabolized by the next feeding.

Due Friday.

1 comment:

  1. What time do you wake up in AM, Finally fall asleep, and take your middle of the night baby check & pee?

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