the butt post

Last week, my sister must have been bored because she texts me, "Text me something neat."

So, I convince Avery to let me take a picture of his butt and send it to her. He then wants to see the picture and when I show it to him he says, "Mama, I have a vagina back there!"

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After I helped Avery go potty, I was wiping him and he says to me, "Mommy, I left some poopy in my butt for you. Wipe it gently." Thanks.

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Avery was wearing his 4T jammie pants which are a little big and after I picked him up, he says to me, "Mommy, there's something wrong with my butt." I look behind him, see his pants in his crack and say, "Avery, that's called a wedgie."