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Vivienne: I want to name my Tigger, Olaf
Avery: You know, that movie is copywrited

Vivienne: If you're happy and alone, clap your hands. (clap, clap)

Vivienne on daylight savings: Why is this a so long bed time?

Vivienne at about 2am: My bed seriously feels too low.

Vivienne: Can you option me a few choices?

Avery: This is my second glass of water in like ten minutes
Me: Who are you, Daddy?
Avery: I don't spill.

Vivienne: I only grow animals in my belly.

Vivienne at Smashburger: I could punch everyone in the face this is so good.

During Christmas time at Target when all of the Christmas carols were playing, a man in the produce section asked Avery if he knew any songs, so Avery busts out, "Heeeeeeeyyyyy, sexy lady!"

Avery: Vivienne, nobody talks more than you. You exercise your mouth more than your body.

Vivienne had a drippy nose when she woke up so I told her that she could take some travel tissues to school. An hour later when we were leaving for school she asks, "Can I take those vacation tissues?"

Avery's teacher emailed me the following story: "Also, just had to share that last week your son shared his math strategy about how he solved the math problem by saying "I was born in a family of human calculators!"

My mom's friend after meeting Heidi and Mel: Well, your in-laws are a couple of characters, like right out of Seindfeld.