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Me: Vivienne, don't touch that
Viv: I'm not, I'm just pointing very closely
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Scott: I'm going to eat a Mackintosh apple and veg out on the sofa
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Scott: I'm too fucking short. Where's the baby stool?
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Viv: These glasses make me see better
Avery: Those glasses don't make you see better, just make you look cute!
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While watching Gold Rush, Avery always wants to know what words they bleeped out. I usually say, "darn, shoot, or crap" but last time after a bleep he looks at me and says, "I think he said the F word."
Me: Oh yeah, what's the F word?
Avery: I don't want to say it out loud
Me: You can whisper it to me
Avery: (In the smallest voice possible) Friggen
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Viv: My favorite sport is ballet
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Avery: Grandma, love goes on and on and on...just like numbers
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Viv: This is not water, this is a kid grown up drink.
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Me: Can you take Avery's milk to him?
Viv: No, I can't carry two things at twice.